And it's been awhile since I last shitted
Since I could hold my ass up high
And it's been awhile since I was consipated
Since I first used an enema
And it's been awhile last time I dropped a turd
Since I could wash my own hands again
And it's been awhile
Since I flush the toilet

And everything I can't remember
As stank up as it may seem
The consequences that I render
Never should have eaten that taco

And it's been awhile
Since I had an exlax
And it's been awhile
Since I could wipe my own ass again
And it's been awhile
Since I eaten that taco too
And it's been awhile
But all that shit seems to disappear when I flush the toilet

And everything I can't remember
As stank up as it may seem
The consequences that I render
Never should have eaten at Taco Bell

Why must I fart........
Just make this smell go away......
Just one more peaceful day
Without boo booing

And it's been awhile
Since I masterbated while on the toilet
And it's been awhile
Since I said "Aw shit it splash on me"
And it's been awhile
Since I lit a match
And it's been awhile
But I can still remember the way it smells

And everything I can't remember
As stank up as it may seem
I cannot blame Taco Bell I blame the bitch that made it

And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my ass up high
And it's been awhile
Since I said "Don't go in there it stinks"